I WAS LISTENING TO A ROCK SONG AND IT WAS REALLY PUMPING ME UP.
SO I RAN DOWN MY HALLWAY AND DID A HIGH JUMP AND I LANDED FORWARD.
BUT APPARENTLY MY DOG HAD PEED ON THE FLOOR
SO I SLIPPED IN IT
AND LANDED FLAT ON MY BACK IN URINE
AND IT’S REASONS LIKE THIS I HAVE TRUST ISSUES WITH THE GOVERNMENT
well… looks like urine a slippery situation
who here knows how to dismantle a security camera
everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it
- netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
- icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are
i smell a worthwhile kickstarter
netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it
I thought that much was clear