December 2011
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"Be the change you want to see in the world."
pancake-at-the-disco:
Don’t be a penny. Nobody fucking wants to see pennies.
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pradaupchicken:
if you say ‘benedict cumberbatch’ really quick it sounds like ‘you perfect fucking asshole what is your face what is your hair what are your eyes what is your everything what are you doing on this planet leave and never return this is why i can’t have nice things because you ruin them with your face’
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
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Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat--
Morgan Freeman: YES
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